New number miracles discovered in Qur'an

Dear Brothers and Sisters,
I have wonderful news. After intense study for many long periods of time I have discovered the following number miracles in the Qur'an, even more amazing and awe-inspiring than those already identified.
Let me start by giving you some of the astonishing miracles already discovered in case these have passed you by (these are readily available all over the internet and in all good book shops, but for reference and so you can check I'll link to the book, Astonishing Facts about the Quran available now as an ebook and to the site Miracles of the Qur'an ) and after each amazing number miracle I will reveal what I have discovered. (Please do check my maths on any Qur'an search engine). If any Muslim is offended at what I have discovered, please remember that it was the Muslim miracle seekers who started this whole business in the first place...

the word "Muhammad" appears 4 times in the Holy Qur'an ..the word "Sharia" appears 4 times!" ... as do the words SEX, PAIN,  LIE and MURDER. 

the words "wine" (khamr) and "intoxication" (saqara) are repeated in the Qur'an the same number of times: 6 ...do I need to add anything here? Seems to me Allah is doing our job for us...

day (yawm / ???) (should that be yawn?) appears 365 times er...no it doesn't. And anyway, there are so many variants you can come up with any figure between 222 & 476! 

The number of repetitions of the words "plant" and "tree" is the same: 26 OMG - I'm a believer! "Breast" is mentioned twice as many times (6) as "naked" (3) and women have two breasts and we all like...(er, that's enough -ed) 

The word "payment or reward" is repeated 117 times, while the expression "forgiveness" (mughfirah), which is one of the basic morals of the Qur'an, is repeated exactly twice that amount, 234 times. Well, I'll be damned! "Muhammad" (4) used to "steal" (3) "slaves" (12) on his raiding parties (4x3=12!!)

The word "satan" (shaitan) is used in the Qur'an 88 times, as is the word "angels" (malaika). Again, is this really something you want to publicise? What does it prove exactly?

The word "land" appears 13 times in the Qur'an and the word "sea" 32 times, giving a total of 45 references. If we divide that number by that of the number of references to the land we arrive at the figure 28.888888888889%. The number of total references to land and sea, 45, divided by the number of references to the sea in the Qur'an, 32, is 71.111111111111%. Extraordinarily, these figures represent the exact proportions of land and sea on the Earth today. (I love this one! As b*llocks go, these are great, big sweaty pendulous ones. For starters, the ratio is CONSTANTLY CHANGING) The word "Prophet" appears 159 times. The word "False" appears 43 times. A ratio of 3.697 - amazingly the same ratio as the words "lies" and "war"!

And that's NUMBERWANG!